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[♪ upbeat music playing]
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[Kim Kardashian]
Previously on The Kardashians...
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You do have to leave the house.
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I'm going to India with Kim.
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Wow.
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- I'm so proud of you...
- Thank you.
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...that you left the gates
of Hidden Hills.
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I'm going to Italy after that
for Andrea Bocelli's birthday.
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[Kris Jenner] It's been rough.
It really has. It's just rough.
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I just feel really bad for my mom.
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Ever since my sister passed away,
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my mom struggles with so much right now.
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I know that I need to be there for her.
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I don't think any parent
deserves to lose a child.
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The demise of Lamar
hurt every single one of my family.
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The person that I am now,
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I can't even fathom, like,
the shit that I was doin'.
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I sorta, like, blacked out.
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It was so overwhelming
the amount of emotions I was feeling.
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I don't really know how I said bye.
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[♪ dramatic music playing]
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[♪ "Sound of Stuntin'"
by Splash Brothers ft. AMDJ playing]
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♪ I-I paid the cost to be a boss ♪
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♪ I-I-I made a lesson from love ♪
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♪ I-I-I paid the cost to be a boss ♪
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♪ I-I-I made a lesson from love ♪
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♪ Anything that is not
elevate to my name ♪
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♪
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[Kylie Jenner]
Hello?
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[Kendall Jenner]
Hey.
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- Hi, you look gorgeous.
- So do you.
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We're gonna make cinnamon rolls.
Did the dough this morning.
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- You're gonna make the cinnamon filling.
- 'Kay.
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You're gonna mix butter, sugar,
cinnamon, and salt together in a bowl.
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[crew member]
Camera speeds.
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It would be fun.
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What if it was, like,
a three-episode spin-off?
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- I would do that.
- What are we gonna do?
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Everything.
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Okay, I'm gonna get my dough.
Kendall, 'member when
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- we made our beeshee?
- [Kendall] Yep.
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[Kylie] First time making beeshee,
and we have no idea what we're doing.
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My sisters describe beeshee
as like an Armenian pancake.
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[sings]
♪ We're making beeshee ♪
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Okay, how crazy is it
that MJ is turning 90?
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I know.
She doesn't even, like, feel it, honestly.
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- I know.
- Her spirit is so honestly amazing.
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I'm sad that I'm gonna be working.
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[Kendall]
Well, I'm gonna be there.
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It's actually amazing.
I feel like it worked out so well.
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There's a horse show there
that same weekend.
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[Kylie]
Oh, nice.
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Oh, my God.
Hopefully still alive.
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I feel like when you're 90,
I'll be, like, what, 75?
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- Excuse me?
- And--
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[producer]
How are you guys opposite?
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- Oh, my God, the list is long I feel.
- How are we opposite?
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- Okay, so, I think I'm more free-spirited.
- She's--
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- Excuse me?
- Oh.
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I don't know if that
was the right term, okay?
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- Okay. Let me start over.
- I think--
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Let me start over. I think I...
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- am unbothered?
- I'm gonna lose sleep over that.
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- More easygoing?
- [laughter]
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- Cooler?
- Oh, my God.
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- Prettier? More gorgeous? Better body?
- [laughing] Okay, I wasn't gonna go there.
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- Kylie, this is insane!
- 'Cause, like, your face card goes hard.
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Kylie, [laughing] no.
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[Kylie]
Are you gonna be a grumpy old lady?
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[Kendall] The last thing I wanna be is
a grumpy... you know what I mean?
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Like, you know when you see,
like, grumpy old people?
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Yeah.
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You are gonna be fun at 90.
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But isn't it crazy when I'm 90,
Stormi will be 70?
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That is crazy.
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I don't even like
thinking about all this.
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I actually don't even
like talking about it.
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- Yeah, it is kind of crazy.
- Freaks me out.
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Like, if we were a sound,
I would be like, [laughs]
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[softly]
"Woo."
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- Yeah.
- And, and then you're like...
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[laughing]
I don't know.
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What's my sound?
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- No, I'm dying to know now.
- I feel like you're like...
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- [growls]
- Kylie!
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[both laughing]
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- I feel like--
- No, that's terrible.
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I think that I'm definitely
more regimented.
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- Sophisticated. No.
- [growling] And--
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I hate my sound.
You need to come up with a different one.
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Maybe not so low.
Maybe it's like, "Mmm."
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That's, like, you.
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Kylie, frequencies are huge for me.
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- [high-pitched] Mmm.
- Thank you.
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- I like that so much better.
- 'Kay.
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- There it is.
- [both laughing]
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Mom told me there's a bear
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- lurking around Hidden Hills.
- Which is so crazy.
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[Kendall] I don't know this for sure,
but I've seen on our family group chats
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that there's apparently this bear
that's roaming around the community.
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Um, I know. I'm, like, worried.
If that's true, that's crazy
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'cause I'm worried about my horse.
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Important question.
Coperni asked me to walk in their show.
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- Should I do it?
- [gasps] Willie.
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[Kylie]
Oh, I thought you were excited that...
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- Come here. Come here.
- ...they asked me to walk in their show.
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How did your face get like this?
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We have a new cast member, William.
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This is mine
and Kendall's dog that we share.
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Willie Nelson.
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[Kylie]
Willie Nelson.
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So, do you care?
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- Um, of course, I care.
- Do you have an opinion?
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- I think that that's so fun and exciting.
- Should I do it?
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Of course.
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Like, I'm just thinking about--
I mean, I've done it before
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when I was younger,
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but I'm thinking, like,
if you guys can all do it.
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Yeah. I think the best thing you can do
is just go out there and be confident.
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I think it's so cute
that Kylie's walking for Coperni.
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I know she's a little bit nervous,
but that I think is more
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because she doesn't know what to expect.
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It's, like, the unknown for her,
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and I think she'll be amazing,
and she'll do amazing.
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I like it.
I think it's such a cute idea.
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- 'Kay.
- And they always have really good shows
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and, like, iconic moments.
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You guys kinda look alike.
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[♪ "Ballare ballare"
by Stefano Fucili playing]
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[♪ singing in Italian]
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- Very warm welcome to Castelfalfi.
- Aw, thank you.
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[host]
A very, very warm welcome.
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- Welcome, how are you?
- Hi.
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- Oh, this is so beautiful.
- Shall we?
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After you.
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♪
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Kim and I, we just left India
and now we are here in Italy,
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and Italy is absolutely breathtaking.
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- Beautiful. Hi.
- Oh, my gosh, this is so nice.
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♪
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This is gorgeous.
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We are rushing back
because it's MJ's 90th birthday,
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and then, after that,
I have a very big photo shoot.
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And I'm launching my first
fragrance all by myself.
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It's really intimidating,
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but I'm pushing myself
to do new things this year.
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- Nothing like--
- Bread and cheese and burrata.
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But, right now, we are here
to see Andrea Bocelli perform.
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It's Andrea Bocelli's 30-year anniversary
of being in the music business,
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so he has this big concert special.
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And I feel like India was such a whirlwind
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that, like, we needed a minute
to just take a break for a second...
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[Khloé Kardashian]
There's a pool!
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[Kim] ...because, when we get back,
there's so much to do.
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That's what this is.
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- [Khloé] Ooh.
- [Kim] How amazing.
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[Khloé]
Kim and I will be skinny-dipping.
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- I'm gonna have breakfast naked, out here.
- Yes, al fresco.
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[host]
And we'll show you upstairs.
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Thank you.
This is beautiful.
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[Khloé]
This is spectacular.
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Ugh, the views are so special.
I need to move here.
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[host] And here,
we've got a little cinema room.
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- [Khloé] I love it.
- [Kim] Didn't I just say,
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"Do they have a big TV and we can just
chill and watch Love Island...
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- Yes, and they do.
- ...tonight"?
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[Khloé] We could stay here longer.
We don't have to go.
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I love--
I miss my kids less now that I'm here.
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[Kim]
What?!
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Did I just hear Khloé right?
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She doesn't miss her kids right now?
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Stop everything. We need to take
her straight to the hospital.
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- Hi, Mom.
- [Kris] [over phone] Hi!
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- Hi. Where are you?
- You're gonna die.
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- Look at--
- Oh, my God.
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- [Khloé] Look at this pool.
- [Kris] Oh, my God.
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[Khloé]
Oh, and look at this beauty.
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[Kris] Not bad for somebody
who never leaves Hidden Hills.
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- Not bad for someone who doesn't leave.
- I know.
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[Kris]
Wait, show me Kim again. Hold on.
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Look at Kim in Florence,
outside by the pool.
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- Hi, guys!
- [Khloé] I just wanted to show you.
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Good evening from Tuscany.
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- [Kris] Alright, I love you.
- [Khloé] Love you too. Bye.
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Okay, I have to delegate suitcases.
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Do you guys wanna go
to dinner at nine o'clock?
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[♪ upbeat Italian music playing]
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[indistinct chatter]
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Yes. You need a pasta, hon.
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- Wow, it's so beautiful.
- [worker] Thank you so much.
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Tonight, Kim and I are gonna go
to dinner with our glam team.
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And glam is essentially our family.
We spend so much time with them,
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so we have so much fun with them.
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[sing-songy]
♪ Can we order, we're starving ♪
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Gonna start with this 'cause I can eat.
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Would you like a look at the menu?
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- Need a second?
- Yes, please. Thank you so much.
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Just any, like, bread
or burrata or anything.
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We're so hungry and tired.
Thank you.
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[laughs] We've never eaten before.
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I know Malika wanted me to go
on an eat, pray, love experience.
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And I will definitely be doing
the eating part tonight.
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Oh, I need a bite of that.
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[mouth full] You guys,
I'm thrilled to be here. We deserve this.
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[Kim] [mouth full]
That is so good.
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[Khloé] That is so good.
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I feel like I was meant to be in Italy.
I thrive in Italy. I thrive.
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- [speaker] In Italy?
- [Khloé] Yeah.
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What's your favorite pasta?
I just don't eat meat.
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Okay.
The one was Granaio Pecorino...
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- [Khloé] Mm-hm.
- ...which is the pasta
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- in the cheese sauce.
- Oh, yum.
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I thought you definitely eat meat.
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[group laughing]
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[all]
Cheers.
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- [Khloé] To Italy.
- To Italy.
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[Chris Appleton]
Who's gonna be there tomorrow?
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I don't know. I think, like, Johnny Depp,
Will Smith, Ed Sheeran.
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- Oh.
- I kept seeing all these...
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- We can find you a boyfriend.
- Maybe.
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- [Chris] Yeah.
- Maybe.
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I mean, I just haven't been
intimate in quite a long time,
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so... we're going back to square one.
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Born again.
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You're obsessed with knowing that
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- I haven't had sex.
- What?!
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He loves that I haven't
had sex in so many years.
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On Instagram,
I did see someone that married
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the Eiffel Tower, some food,
a cell phone, and something else.
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So, this might be me
in the next couple years,
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just marrying something that--
Like my bed.
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I'm like, oh, that would be
so nice, marry my bed.
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I know who I'm coming
home to every night.
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I know you're just gonna be there for me
and snuggle me whenever I want,
235
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and you won't talk back.
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I'm like, "I can get someone
to have sex with me."
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- You know what I do? Every trip...
- I just don't wanna have sex right now.
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- ...I always bring, like, one--
- You have sex with someone.
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No, I always bring, like, hot lingerie
so I could, like, feel myself, like,
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- like-- No, no. Not, like, touch myself.
- [Danielle Levi] And you wear it alone?
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- [bleep]
- [laughter]
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- I thought you meant--
- No, I don't. No.
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I thought you meant, like, feel your--
I was like, "TMI."
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[all laughing]
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I never wanna be left without anything
246
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that I would possibly need on a trip,
247
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so I pack all the necessities,
but I don't meet randoms.
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I would never just meet someone
and be like, "Oh, come over."
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And I just have, like, lingerie on.
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It's not--
I don't live my life like that.
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Just so you know.
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Guys, so, let's go to bed.
253
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Thank you so much.
254
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- That was amazing.
- [Khloé] You guys,
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my love life is nonexistent,
but if we get drunk enough--
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- [Chris] Not after tomorrow night.
- [laughter]
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[Kylie]
Mm. Big, fat cinnamon rolls.
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'Kay.
259
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'Kay.
260
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Did you hear about Khloé
meeting with Lamar?
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- Yeah.
- Pretty crazy.
262
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- I can't believe it's been so long.
- I know.
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I haven't seen the scene.
264
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- Oh, you haven't?
- No.
265
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The episode, which I didn't even know that
that happened at all until I watched it...
266
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- Mm-hm.
- ...I don't know.
267
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It was kind of sad.
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Yeah, I [bleep] up.
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- [Khloé] With what?
- With you.
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I love, I love you for trying
your hardest with me, man.
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Thank you.
272
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[♪ pensive music playing]
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And I don't-- That love,
I don't think it'll ever go away.
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I know it won't.
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- Really?
- And it was also, like,
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cool to see them together I guess.
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But... I mean, I have my...
like, personal thoughts on it...
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just 'cause I think that Khloé
could've been a bit... gentler.
279
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[Khloé] No, just-- My name's Khloé.
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- Koko, Khloé--
- Koko.
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- I'll call you, Koko.
- [Khloé] Okay.
282
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- That sound more--
- Don't need to call me anything else.
283
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Oh, you guys, like,
figuring out your, like, friend names?
284
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- Is that what that is?
- No, he's calling me "babe".
285
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I'm like, "You can't call me 'babe'.
I don't know you."
286
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I said, "Last time I saw you,
you couldn't speak,"
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- and he didn't like that comment.
- He's readjusting. Yeah, it was harsh.
288
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- It's not harsh. It's the truth.
- [Lamar Odom] But it's like a--
289
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- I'm, like--
- The truth [bleep] hurts,
290
00:13:02,115 --> 00:13:03,657
but let me tell you,
it hurts one time.
291
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A lie hurts 7,000 times.
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[Kendall] And I feel like I saw
something in her that I see with Tristan.
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I'm not taking away
what she's been through
294
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'cause she's definitely been through
much more than I have in my life.
295
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But I think that it was interesting
to see how cold she can be.
296
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I don't disagree with that.
297
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Khloé felt tense, which is all fair.
298
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Like, I'm not saying--
I've never been through
299
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what Khloé's been through
and she's been through a lot.
300
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But, for her sake,
I felt like there was a level of,
301
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um, forgiveness that was lacking.
302
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And I understand there's parts
of her that are uncomfortable,
303
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but I've seen this reaction
with Tristan as well, where, like,
304
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I remember when Tristan
and her got friendly again
305
00:13:51,873 --> 00:13:53,832
and were, like, co-parenting,
306
00:13:53,833 --> 00:13:58,295
she was, like, kind of, like, snarky
with him around other people
307
00:13:58,296 --> 00:14:01,757
because she almost didn't wanna
be judged by everyone else
308
00:14:01,758 --> 00:14:04,927
for being around him
because he did bad things.
309
00:14:04,928 --> 00:14:08,555
Like, it's for yourself
that you have to, like...
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You can forgive and not forget.
That's okay.
311
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And, like, find compassion for him
312
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'cause he's, like...
313
00:14:15,313 --> 00:14:18,273
It made me sad when you watch it.
Like, I cried watching it.
314
00:14:18,274 --> 00:14:21,110
- Really?
- He was so nervous, Kylie.
315
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And, like, he...
316
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- Stop.
- And he showed up with
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- just gifts for her.
- Stop. Don't, don't tell me.
318
00:14:26,616 --> 00:14:27,701
Don't tell me.
319
00:14:30,078 --> 00:14:33,163
Not really in-depth, but I'd love
to sit with her when she gets back.
320
00:14:33,164 --> 00:14:35,499
Well, I wanna watch it right after this,
so will you send it to me?
321
00:14:35,500 --> 00:14:36,583
Yeah.
322
00:14:36,584 --> 00:14:38,711
Okay!
Cinnamon rolls are ready!
323
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- Willie, come here.
- [Willie barking]
324
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[Kendall] What are you gonna do
about all these animals, Kylie?
325
00:14:43,258 --> 00:14:45,552
- This is ridiculous.
- [Kylie] Stop!
326
00:14:47,220 --> 00:14:49,222
[birds chirping]
327
00:14:53,143 --> 00:14:56,145
- [♪ bright music playing]
- Oh, oh.
328
00:14:56,146 --> 00:14:59,023
- Get outta here.
- We just keep cuttin' it and cuttin' it.
329
00:14:59,024 --> 00:15:01,233
[both]
Cut that hair. Cut that hair.
330
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[Khloé]
Tonight is the Bocelli concert,
331
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and Kim and I are so excited,
we're all dolled up.
332
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This is our last night of our world tour.
333
00:15:10,118 --> 00:15:11,452
Okay, all-- We're goin'.
334
00:15:11,453 --> 00:15:12,953
- [Chris] Kim?
- [Kim] Mm-hm?
335
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♪
336
00:15:14,414 --> 00:15:17,458
- Do these seats recline?
- Oh, yeah, they do.
337
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[♪ upbeat Italian music playing]
338
00:15:26,593 --> 00:15:28,219
[silence]
339
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I'm a legendary napper.
340
00:15:34,392 --> 00:15:37,853
- [♪ mischievous music playing]
- [camera clicks]
341
00:15:37,854 --> 00:15:39,188
Oh, no.
Kim can nap anywhere.
342
00:15:39,189 --> 00:15:41,733
She can nap
sitting in this chair, sitting up.
343
00:15:43,234 --> 00:15:44,443
I sleep mouth open.
344
00:15:44,444 --> 00:15:46,195
I just said,
"Guys, when I'm older
345
00:15:46,196 --> 00:15:49,656
"and I'm, like, don't even know who I am,
346
00:15:49,657 --> 00:15:52,451
just, like, close my mouth."
347
00:15:52,452 --> 00:15:54,996
[Khloé] Wow, these are,
like, hordes of people.
348
00:15:57,707 --> 00:16:00,209
- The girls were waving.
- Can they see us?
349
00:16:00,210 --> 00:16:02,044
- I think so.
- Clearly.
350
00:16:02,045 --> 00:16:04,171
This is, like, a big deal.
351
00:16:04,172 --> 00:16:05,923
I don't think I realized
what we were doing.
352
00:16:05,924 --> 00:16:09,552
- [indistinct chatter]
- Hi.
353
00:16:10,261 --> 00:16:15,099
- Hi. How are you? Nice to see you.
- Hi, hi.
354
00:16:15,100 --> 00:16:17,518
- It's an honor to have you here.
- Aw, we're so excited.
355
00:16:17,519 --> 00:16:19,228
Here's Khloé right next to me.
356
00:16:19,229 --> 00:16:21,438
- Hi, hi.
- Hi. Mwah.
357
00:16:21,439 --> 00:16:22,523
Thank you for having us.
358
00:16:22,524 --> 00:16:24,525
[Kim]
We're so excited to be here tonight.
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00:16:24,526 --> 00:16:26,443
You know I'm obsessed with you.
360
00:16:26,444 --> 00:16:28,654
- You know you're my favorite.
- [Khloé chuckles]
361
00:16:28,655 --> 00:16:31,658
Kourtney and I fight over you. [laughs]
362
00:16:35,578 --> 00:16:38,539
Me...
I'm at this concert, aren't I?
363
00:16:38,540 --> 00:16:44,253
He-He sang... at my wedding,
me walking down the aisle.
364
00:16:44,254 --> 00:16:47,298
He sang at the after party for Kourtney.
365
00:16:47,924 --> 00:16:51,927
[chuckling] Don't you think there's a--
I mean, I don't know.
366
00:16:51,928 --> 00:16:54,138
There's a lot of people here.
367
00:16:54,139 --> 00:16:58,392
[Kim] There is?
I can't see with the glasses.
368
00:16:58,393 --> 00:16:59,977
No, but it's such a look.
369
00:16:59,978 --> 00:17:01,770
- Shit, we should've asked him...
- Oh, my God.
370
00:17:01,771 --> 00:17:04,481
- ...if he would sing at your wedding...
- You scared the shit outta me.
371
00:17:04,482 --> 00:17:07,484
- ...to make it a complete...
- Well, I don't have a boyfriend.
372
00:17:07,485 --> 00:17:10,320
I don't have anything yet,
so I think we have time to ask him that.
373
00:17:10,321 --> 00:17:11,613
- Um...
- Okay.
374
00:17:11,614 --> 00:17:14,491
...I'm not even sleepin' with anyone,
you know, TMI, but call me.
375
00:17:14,492 --> 00:17:17,620
[♪ singing "Time To Say Goodbye"]
376
00:17:21,791 --> 00:17:25,002
[Khloé] Andrea Bocelli is one
of the kindest human beings,
377
00:17:25,003 --> 00:17:28,172
and we are so honored
that we have been invited
378
00:17:28,173 --> 00:17:29,465
by him and his family.
379
00:17:29,466 --> 00:17:31,593
[audience applauding]
380
00:17:32,302 --> 00:17:35,597
- Thank you.
- Fantastic. Thank you very much.
381
00:17:36,306 --> 00:17:39,767
Welcome to Tuscany.
I really hope you like it.
382
00:17:39,768 --> 00:17:44,146
He was one of my dad's
favorite musical artists.
383
00:17:44,147 --> 00:17:48,942
And the memories and the feelings
that we get from him, it just--
384
00:17:48,943 --> 00:17:51,653
I just think of my dad
every time I hear his voice.
385
00:17:51,654 --> 00:17:53,030
♪
386
00:17:53,031 --> 00:17:55,575
[♪ singing in Italian]
387
00:18:01,581 --> 00:18:05,084
I am so excited
to get home to see my kids.
388
00:18:05,085 --> 00:18:09,338
I mean, I had the best time with Kim,
and I have loved every second,
389
00:18:09,339 --> 00:18:11,256
but I do miss my babies.
390
00:18:11,257 --> 00:18:13,385
♪
391
00:18:15,720 --> 00:18:17,638
Khloé and I have been on this world tour
392
00:18:17,639 --> 00:18:21,392
and it's gonna be really hard to top this,
but we're gonna do it.
393
00:18:21,393 --> 00:18:24,144
[♪ holding note]
394
00:18:24,145 --> 00:18:25,897
[cheering and applause]
395
00:18:26,731 --> 00:18:27,941
[Andrea Bocelli]
Thank you!
396
00:18:28,566 --> 00:18:31,569
[♪ upbeat music playing]
397
00:18:36,032 --> 00:18:37,408
[railroad crossing bell ringing]
398
00:18:37,409 --> 00:18:40,578
♪
399
00:18:42,831 --> 00:18:48,335
This looks so pretty.
Ohh, so cute.
400
00:18:48,336 --> 00:18:51,171
It's Mary Jo's 90th birthday.
401
00:18:51,172 --> 00:18:53,799
We're at the La Valencia Hotel
in La Jolla.
402
00:18:53,800 --> 00:18:56,635
She's been coming here
for her birthday for decades.
403
00:18:56,636 --> 00:18:58,887
Her and my dad,
this was their favorite place.
404
00:18:58,888 --> 00:19:03,517
Ever since my sister passed away,
she's been struggling a bit
405
00:19:03,518 --> 00:19:07,021
and I'm glad she's celebrating
with her friends and the kids.
406
00:19:07,022 --> 00:19:09,606
Natalie, my niece, is coming,
407
00:19:09,607 --> 00:19:10,942
so I'm very excited.
408
00:19:12,694 --> 00:19:14,778
I just want everything
to be perfect for her.
409
00:19:14,779 --> 00:19:16,196
And we love a good party.
410
00:19:16,197 --> 00:19:19,825
We love doing the party favors
and celebrating everything.
411
00:19:19,826 --> 00:19:22,953
And I think she really
taught us how to celebrate.
412
00:19:22,954 --> 00:19:24,039
[FaceTime ringing]
413
00:19:25,498 --> 00:19:27,583
- Hi.
- Hi!
414
00:19:27,584 --> 00:19:29,960
I am at MJ's party.
415
00:19:29,961 --> 00:19:33,005
Look how beautiful this fabric is.
416
00:19:33,006 --> 00:19:35,090
- [Kourtney Kardashian Barker] So cute.
- Isn't that pretty?
417
00:19:35,091 --> 00:19:38,052
And look how cute this is behind MJ.
418
00:19:38,053 --> 00:19:40,804
I love that my grandma's turning 90.
419
00:19:40,805 --> 00:19:42,931
She's one of my favorite
people in the world
420
00:19:42,932 --> 00:19:45,267
and I'm so sad that I can't be there.
421
00:19:45,268 --> 00:19:50,689
I'm on tour in New York and it would be
a lot to fly home and fly back,
422
00:19:50,690 --> 00:19:53,692
but I have something special planned.
423
00:19:53,693 --> 00:19:55,402
[over phone]
I'm coming down, I'm gonna sleep there
424
00:19:55,403 --> 00:19:56,904
with her with the baby one night.
425
00:19:56,905 --> 00:19:59,698
Oh, my goodness.
That'll be the best gift.
426
00:19:59,699 --> 00:20:03,911
But look at how great this is.
Everybody has their gift bag.
427
00:20:03,912 --> 00:20:08,332
So, I did straw totes with a bunch
of beanie babies for everybody.
428
00:20:08,333 --> 00:20:10,542
And then little Chanel scarves.
429
00:20:10,543 --> 00:20:14,421
[Kourtney] Yeah, 'member when you got us
the fake Chanel watches for Christmas?
430
00:20:14,422 --> 00:20:17,424
[laughs]
Listen, I'm just--
431
00:20:17,425 --> 00:20:20,260
[Kourtney] You said that they
were stolen off of a truck.
432
00:20:20,261 --> 00:20:21,720
I think they were.
433
00:20:21,721 --> 00:20:24,932
[Kourtney] Kathie Lee Gifford told you
that they were hot off a truck
434
00:20:24,933 --> 00:20:27,935
- and that they were real.
- Yeah, yeah. She did.
435
00:20:27,936 --> 00:20:29,269
Those were the days.
436
00:20:29,270 --> 00:20:33,607
Before we started our show,
year one of our show or something,
437
00:20:33,608 --> 00:20:40,114
my mom gave us all these Chanel,
"Chanel" watches for Christmas
438
00:20:40,115 --> 00:20:44,535
and they just slowly started chipping
and the diamonds would fall out.
439
00:20:44,536 --> 00:20:49,498
And we were like, "Mom, these watches,
if these are real, that's, like, crazy."
440
00:20:49,499 --> 00:20:52,543
And then she's like,
"I bought 'em from a truck.
441
00:20:52,544 --> 00:20:54,670
Hot, hot off a truck."
442
00:20:54,671 --> 00:20:55,796
I don't remember.
443
00:20:55,797 --> 00:20:57,923
I don't know if they were real,
if they were fake,
444
00:20:57,924 --> 00:21:01,886
if they were hot, if they were--
I don't remember.
445
00:21:03,430 --> 00:21:04,431
I am.
446
00:21:05,432 --> 00:21:09,393
She was like, "I got a check
for $1,000 for filming
447
00:21:09,394 --> 00:21:11,937
"Keeping Up With the Kardashians.
448
00:21:11,938 --> 00:21:16,483
I'm gonna spend
five times that on a hot watch."
449
00:21:16,484 --> 00:21:17,568
[producer laughs]
450
00:21:17,569 --> 00:21:20,696
Alright, I'm gonna go.
We're gonna miss you today.
451
00:21:20,697 --> 00:21:22,364
- Gotta get organized.
- [Kourtney] Okay, I love you.
452
00:21:22,365 --> 00:21:23,490
Great job, Mom.
453
00:21:23,491 --> 00:21:24,575
Thank you.
454
00:21:24,576 --> 00:21:26,535
[♪ upbeat music playing]
455
00:21:26,536 --> 00:21:28,829
- [Kris] Hi, Mom!
- [MJ] Hi.
456
00:21:28,830 --> 00:21:32,416
- [Kris] The birthday girl!
- Oh, this is so pretty. [laughs]
457
00:21:32,417 --> 00:21:36,171
- [Kris] Happy birthday!
- Aw, I'm gonna cry.
458
00:21:37,255 --> 00:21:40,090
I'm definitely jet-lagged.
We just got back.
459
00:21:40,091 --> 00:21:41,925
[Kendall]
Happy birthday!
460
00:21:41,926 --> 00:21:44,887
[Khloé]
But it is MJ's 90th birthday.
461
00:21:44,888 --> 00:21:49,017
She's the matriarch of this family,
and I would not miss this for the world.
462
00:21:49,351 --> 00:21:50,934
'Kay, to your right, ladies.
463
00:21:50,935 --> 00:21:53,312
And let's face it, we're not
gonna have Snoop and strippers,
464
00:21:53,313 --> 00:21:55,022
so I can push through this.
465
00:21:55,023 --> 00:21:56,899
Or any way, to the left.
466
00:21:56,900 --> 00:21:59,194
Wow!
467
00:22:01,071 --> 00:22:02,988
[♪ upbeat music playing]
468
00:22:02,989 --> 00:22:04,448
- [MJ] Gorgeous.
- Mwah.
469
00:22:04,449 --> 00:22:06,700
- I love you.
- I wanna tell you how much I love you.
470
00:22:06,701 --> 00:22:09,536
Aw, I love you.
I'm so happy to be here, MJ.
471
00:22:09,537 --> 00:22:11,872
Hi, guys.
Hi, Grandma.
472
00:22:11,873 --> 00:22:15,042
- How are you?
- You look so beautiful.
473
00:22:15,043 --> 00:22:16,752
- How are you?
- Thank you. I'm great.
474
00:22:16,753 --> 00:22:18,962
- Can I see the kiddies?
- [Kim] Guys, come say hi.
475
00:22:18,963 --> 00:22:21,590
- Hi.
- Hi. Hi, precious.
476
00:22:21,591 --> 00:22:24,051
[Kim] I mean, I'm sure it's
really hard for my grandma.
477
00:22:24,052 --> 00:22:27,346
Her daughter just passed away,
and it's just been a few months
478
00:22:27,347 --> 00:22:29,306
and she doesn't have
her here to celebrate.
479
00:22:29,307 --> 00:22:30,891
- Hi, Natalie.
- [Natalie Zettel] Hi, beautiful.
480
00:22:30,892 --> 00:22:32,559
- You look so pretty.
- How are you?
481
00:22:32,560 --> 00:22:34,269
We just want her to feel loved
482
00:22:34,270 --> 00:22:39,400
and know that she created
this amazing, big family.
483
00:22:39,401 --> 00:22:42,236
- Hi!
- [Natalie] Hi! You look so cute.
484
00:22:42,237 --> 00:22:44,405
- You look so nice!
- I love your dress.
485
00:22:44,406 --> 00:22:46,073
- Oh, my gosh, thank you.
- And this...
486
00:22:46,074 --> 00:22:48,867
My cousin, Natalie,
is getting married really soon
487
00:22:48,868 --> 00:22:52,830
and my mom has something
really special to surprise her with.
488
00:22:52,831 --> 00:22:55,165
- [Natalie] So pretty!
- Hi, so do you.
489
00:22:55,166 --> 00:22:57,252
- [Natalie] Good to see you.
- I love the dress.
490
00:22:58,962 --> 00:23:01,172
Ohh, yes!
491
00:23:01,798 --> 00:23:03,799
Ugh, this is so exciting.
492
00:23:03,800 --> 00:23:05,843
- Mom, this looks amazing.
- I love you.
493
00:23:05,844 --> 00:23:09,347
[Kim] Knock, knock.
Can I get everyone's attention?
494
00:23:10,432 --> 00:23:12,266
I just wanted to welcome you all,
495
00:23:12,267 --> 00:23:14,476
like I'm throwing this party.
My mom threw it.
496
00:23:14,477 --> 00:23:17,396
Um, and real talk:
497
00:23:17,397 --> 00:23:20,816
I don't know if all
your besties are in their 90s,
498
00:23:20,817 --> 00:23:24,069
- but you guys look amazing.
- [group applauding, laughing]
499
00:23:24,070 --> 00:23:29,366
I only dream that I can look
like you and your besties
500
00:23:29,367 --> 00:23:30,617
when we're in our 90s.
501
00:23:30,618 --> 00:23:31,869
- The besties.
- [laughter]
502
00:23:31,870 --> 00:23:34,038
You guys are living the dream.
503
00:23:34,039 --> 00:23:38,917
It is so cute that my grandma's 90
and all of her friends are in their 90s
504
00:23:38,918 --> 00:23:42,796
and they're still living their best life
and meeting up for lunches
505
00:23:42,797 --> 00:23:47,384
and just that they're all still
showing up for each other means a lot
506
00:23:47,385 --> 00:23:48,594
and is so important.
507
00:23:48,595 --> 00:23:50,054
We're all so lucky.
508
00:23:50,055 --> 00:23:52,098
Guys, are my kids listening to this?
509
00:23:52,974 --> 00:23:55,851
We are so lucky that
you have a great-grandmother.
510
00:23:55,852 --> 00:23:57,144
[speaker]
Yeah, that's true.
511
00:23:57,145 --> 00:24:01,690
I want all the great-grandkids
to come over to MJ and give her a big hug.
512
00:24:01,691 --> 00:24:03,609
- [guests] Aww.
- [Kim] All of the great-grandkids.
513
00:24:03,610 --> 00:24:07,988
Let's get a photo of MJ and all of--
No, not hug each other. Go hug Grandma.
514
00:24:07,989 --> 00:24:10,115
Grandma, look up here.
All the kids, look up here.
515
00:24:10,116 --> 00:24:12,993
- We love you, MJ!
- [group applauding]
516
00:24:12,994 --> 00:24:19,084
My birthday wish for MJ is that she knows
how completely loved and adored she is.
517
00:24:19,376 --> 00:24:23,379
She's just someone who's made
such an imprint on all of us,
518
00:24:23,380 --> 00:24:25,924
and she's so fabulous.
519
00:24:26,174 --> 00:24:29,510
Not just in the way
that she looks and carries herself,
520
00:24:29,511 --> 00:24:31,178
but in her heart and her soul.
521
00:24:31,179 --> 00:24:32,429
We love you, Grandma.
522
00:24:32,430 --> 00:24:34,848
Aw, I love you so much.
523
00:24:34,849 --> 00:24:37,518
She's the best grandma
in the entire world.
524
00:24:37,519 --> 00:24:41,939
[all] [singing]
♪ Happy birthday to you ♪
525
00:24:41,940 --> 00:24:46,945
Unbelievable that I'm 90
and can't wait to be 100.
526
00:24:47,862 --> 00:24:49,071
That'll be my next party.
527
00:24:49,072 --> 00:24:50,364
- I won't do...
- Your next chapter.
528
00:24:50,365 --> 00:24:53,450
...I won't do the in-betweens.
I'll just wait 'til 100.
529
00:24:53,451 --> 00:24:58,748
♪ Happy birthday to you ♪
530
00:24:59,416 --> 00:25:01,626
[all cheering]
531
00:25:06,464 --> 00:25:07,465
Yeah!
532
00:25:11,469 --> 00:25:15,348
- Everything.
- Aw, you mean everything to me.
533
00:25:16,099 --> 00:25:19,935
[emotional] You're my best friend,
and I couldn't live without you.
534
00:25:19,936 --> 00:25:22,396
- You're my everything.
- So don't-- You better not go anywhere.
535
00:25:22,397 --> 00:25:25,315
- Not going.
- Just 'cause I gave you this party,
536
00:25:25,316 --> 00:25:27,693
- you better not--
- I know, I have to wait for the next one.
537
00:25:27,694 --> 00:25:29,112
- [laughs]
- That's right. Okay.
538
00:25:31,906 --> 00:25:33,157
Two daughters.
539
00:25:33,158 --> 00:25:35,452
- Aw.
- Two daughters.
540
00:25:37,537 --> 00:25:39,496
That's why I'm always going like this.
541
00:25:39,497 --> 00:25:43,334
"How wonderful life is
when you're in my world."
542
00:25:43,335 --> 00:25:44,835
The old Elton John.
543
00:25:44,836 --> 00:25:46,171
- Aw.
- Makes me cry.
544
00:25:46,504 --> 00:25:49,131
- And that's all of you.
- [Kris] I know.
545
00:25:49,132 --> 00:25:50,633
Thank you, Mom.
546
00:25:55,472 --> 00:25:58,516
[♪ "Here We Go!" by Fruity playing]
547
00:25:59,434 --> 00:26:01,518
♪ Ready, set, go, like one, two, three ♪
548
00:26:01,519 --> 00:26:03,979
♪ Comin' in hot, I guarantee ♪
549
00:26:03,980 --> 00:26:06,231
♪ Ohh ♪
550
00:26:06,232 --> 00:26:07,524
♪ Here we go ♪
551
00:26:07,525 --> 00:26:09,235
♪
552
00:26:11,821 --> 00:26:14,031
[Khloé]
My security said Kim is here.
553
00:26:14,032 --> 00:26:16,241
- [cat meows]
- Kim!
554
00:26:16,242 --> 00:26:18,869
I have a really busy week this week.
555
00:26:18,870 --> 00:26:23,457
My fragrance is launching super soon
and I'm going to London in a few weeks.
556
00:26:23,458 --> 00:26:27,628
I am getting my podcast up and running
and doing all the creative for that.
557
00:26:27,629 --> 00:26:30,005
And that's launching in about a week.
558
00:26:30,006 --> 00:26:32,384
But first, I got to get my workout in.
559
00:26:36,471 --> 00:26:38,473
[handles rattling]
560
00:26:40,517 --> 00:26:41,517
Well...
561
00:26:41,518 --> 00:26:43,103
[Khloé]
You're gonna work out with me, right?
562
00:26:44,646 --> 00:26:45,939
I don't know where Auntie Kiki is.
563
00:26:47,482 --> 00:26:49,108
- Kim, good morning.
- Hi, Joe.
564
00:26:49,109 --> 00:26:51,068
- How are you?
- [Kim] Good to see you.
565
00:26:51,069 --> 00:26:52,611
[Joe]
Good to see you too.
566
00:26:52,612 --> 00:26:53,946
- [Khloé] Okay, Joe.
- [Joe] We're good?
567
00:26:53,947 --> 00:26:55,572
- [Khloé] We're ready.
- [Joe] So, let's start.
568
00:26:55,573 --> 00:26:56,990
Bench press, Kim.
569
00:26:56,991 --> 00:27:00,828
And right after, we'll have the dips,
hands on the bench, legs straight.
570
00:27:00,829 --> 00:27:02,830
Three, two, one.
Let's go.
571
00:27:02,831 --> 00:27:04,331
[♪ "Flex Flex" by Millie Millz playing]
572
00:27:04,332 --> 00:27:05,500
♪ Yeah, I look good ♪
573
00:27:06,209 --> 00:27:08,168
♪ Bringin' that fresh fresh ♪
574
00:27:08,169 --> 00:27:10,463
♪ Throwin' that flex flex ♪
575
00:27:11,047 --> 00:27:12,381
[cat meows]
576
00:27:12,382 --> 00:27:13,799
♪ Woooo ♪
577
00:27:13,800 --> 00:27:15,718
♪ Yeah, I look good ♪
578
00:27:15,719 --> 00:27:17,720
♪ Bringin' that flex flex ♪
579
00:27:17,721 --> 00:27:19,221
♪ Unh, I look good ♪
580
00:27:19,222 --> 00:27:23,308
Kitty, you're not getting
outta here, so grow up.
581
00:27:23,309 --> 00:27:25,811
- [cat meows]
- [ringback tone]
582
00:27:25,812 --> 00:27:27,354
[Brad Slater] [over phone]
Well, well, well.
583
00:27:27,355 --> 00:27:29,606
- Well, well well.
- [Brad] Look who it is.
584
00:27:29,607 --> 00:27:31,191
[Khloé] The morning legend.
585
00:27:31,192 --> 00:27:33,861
[Brad] I could not think of a
better way to start off the week...
586
00:27:33,862 --> 00:27:35,404
- [chuckles]
- ...than with Khloé Kardashian.
587
00:27:35,405 --> 00:27:39,033
- What?! You said that to me.
- [Brad] Oh, my God! You too?
588
00:27:39,034 --> 00:27:41,035
- Just kidding.
- [Brad] I hate when you guys
589
00:27:41,036 --> 00:27:42,119
sabotage me like this.
590
00:27:42,120 --> 00:27:44,621
It just makes me feel like
there's somethin' bad going on.
591
00:27:44,622 --> 00:27:46,331
- No, never.
- No, why?
592
00:27:46,332 --> 00:27:48,375
It means something great is going on.
593
00:27:48,376 --> 00:27:49,918
[Brad]
We're gettin' closer on the podcast.
594
00:27:49,919 --> 00:27:52,380
- How you feelin'?
- [Khloé] I'm good.
595
00:27:56,801 --> 00:27:59,762
No, it feels crazy and overwhelming.
596
00:27:59,763 --> 00:28:01,680
[Kris]
This is the room we were thinking.
597
00:28:01,681 --> 00:28:03,182
So, it's a nice size.
598
00:28:03,183 --> 00:28:05,434
- [designer 1] We like this one.
- [Khloé] Love that one.
599
00:28:05,435 --> 00:28:07,603
[designer 2] This is great, and it's
beautiful and seems very comfy.
600
00:28:07,604 --> 00:28:10,272
- Are you gonna have a step and repeat?
- No.
601
00:28:10,273 --> 00:28:14,693
I want it sexy and chic.
A step and repeat is 2007.
602
00:28:14,694 --> 00:28:15,987
You're right.
603
00:28:16,571 --> 00:28:19,406
The podcast,
I'm excited about it, for sure,
604
00:28:19,407 --> 00:28:22,409
but I've never done this before,
so I don't know,
605
00:28:22,410 --> 00:28:24,328
I'm nervous, it's scary.
606
00:28:24,329 --> 00:28:27,915
Just 'cause something's interesting to me
doesn't mean it's interesting to others.
607
00:28:27,916 --> 00:28:31,752
Is there someone that, like,
sets up her first, like, few episodes?
608
00:28:31,753 --> 00:28:33,253
Like, what are those about?
609
00:28:33,254 --> 00:28:38,467
So, that's what we're doing now.
We have 36 topics.
610
00:28:38,468 --> 00:28:43,138
I basically did a Q and A for, like,
the fans of what they wanna hear,
611
00:28:43,139 --> 00:28:46,059
and I collected the top ones.
612
00:28:50,980 --> 00:28:55,234
[Khloé] Scott and I were
one of the original podcasters.
613
00:28:55,235 --> 00:28:58,153
Our first episode was in a bathtub.
614
00:28:58,154 --> 00:29:02,199
Like, we were just podcasting
by holding, like, recording devices.
615
00:29:02,200 --> 00:29:06,495
And Scott is actually
going to be my first guest,
616
00:29:06,496 --> 00:29:10,040
so I can work out
all of the kinks with him.
617
00:29:10,041 --> 00:29:12,292
So, he will be on for sure.
618
00:29:12,293 --> 00:29:14,253
Yes, it's true.
619
00:29:14,254 --> 00:29:15,421
Kim, I think I told you,
620
00:29:15,422 --> 00:29:17,047
- I'm not interviewing celebrities.
- Yeah.
621
00:29:17,048 --> 00:29:19,591
I don't want it to be
the new talk show circuit.
622
00:29:19,592 --> 00:29:23,470
- I find that so... lame and done.
- Yeah.
623
00:29:23,471 --> 00:29:25,305
[Khloé]
If I wanna be taken, like, seriously,
624
00:29:25,306 --> 00:29:28,600
then I can do
a gimmick episode here or there,
625
00:29:28,601 --> 00:29:31,061
- like somewhere my brain goes.
- It's not a gimmick.
626
00:29:31,062 --> 00:29:34,148
No, I'm just saying I can, literally,
go on and on and on
627
00:29:34,149 --> 00:29:35,315
about the things I think about.
628
00:29:35,316 --> 00:29:40,988
Like, I have very strange thoughts that
I just wanna know, "How did it happen?"
629
00:29:40,989 --> 00:29:44,450
The pyramids, you're telling me
that those people were smart enough
630
00:29:44,451 --> 00:29:46,493
to build pyramids, a sphinx, this or that,
631
00:29:46,494 --> 00:29:48,996
but they couldn't make
a boat to come to America?
632
00:29:48,997 --> 00:29:51,957
Of course, they did!
They went wherever they wanted.
633
00:29:51,958 --> 00:29:54,585
Don't get me started on the Egyptians.
634
00:29:54,586 --> 00:29:57,504
I'm a little concerned
for this podcast now.
635
00:29:57,505 --> 00:29:58,589
[Brad]
No.
636
00:29:58,590 --> 00:29:59,798
[Khloé]
I love a weird topic.
637
00:29:59,799 --> 00:30:02,843
I was just bothering glam today
about asking them
638
00:30:02,844 --> 00:30:05,263
if they thought the Earth
was flat or not.
639
00:30:08,641 --> 00:30:12,478
I'm-- I never was,
but then Rob sent me something and--
640
00:30:12,479 --> 00:30:14,189
I snapped out of it real quick.
641
00:30:16,066 --> 00:30:18,276
- [Kim] I'm so proud of you.
- [both laughing]
642
00:30:19,736 --> 00:30:22,071
- Oh, yes?
- [Kim] Yeah. We're so proud, True.
643
00:30:22,072 --> 00:30:24,531
[Khloé]
This is how siblings are, True.
644
00:30:24,532 --> 00:30:26,367
[Kim] Come here, True.
Celebrate with us.
645
00:30:26,368 --> 00:30:27,743
Come on, tell us you're proud--
646
00:30:27,744 --> 00:30:29,328
- [Khloé] Come on.
- [Kim] Just jump on top of us.
647
00:30:29,329 --> 00:30:30,497
[Khloé]
Hug us, True.
648
00:30:32,665 --> 00:30:33,832
It's okay.
Say, "I'm proud of you."
649
00:30:33,833 --> 00:30:36,418
- [Kim] Say, "I'm proud of you, Mommy."
- No, say it.
650
00:30:36,419 --> 00:30:38,253
Say you're proud before I tickle.
651
00:30:38,254 --> 00:30:40,089
- No!
- Okay. [laughs]
652
00:30:40,090 --> 00:30:43,426
- You're so naughty.
- I'm naughty?
653
00:30:44,511 --> 00:30:46,178
[birds cawing]
654
00:30:46,179 --> 00:30:49,307
[♪ upbeat music playing]
655
00:30:51,851 --> 00:30:53,060
♪ Three, two, one ♪
656
00:30:53,061 --> 00:30:55,146
♪ We make it happen ♪
657
00:30:56,606 --> 00:30:59,274
♪ We never stop, stop, stop ♪
658
00:30:59,275 --> 00:31:01,361
♪ We make it happen ♪
659
00:31:02,028 --> 00:31:06,198
We are here on set
of my fragrance campaign.
660
00:31:06,199 --> 00:31:09,284
My fragrance launches in December,
661
00:31:09,285 --> 00:31:11,579
and it's called XO KHLOÉ.
662
00:31:12,580 --> 00:31:14,249
It's a very floral...
663
00:31:14,666 --> 00:31:16,125
- Goddess.
- ...um, goddess.
664
00:31:16,126 --> 00:31:18,127
- It's very, like, rich and luxurious.
- Luxurious.
665
00:31:18,128 --> 00:31:20,421
- Honey, diamonds, dripping.
- Yes.
666
00:31:20,422 --> 00:31:22,590
Oh, my God. Just all of it.
667
00:31:23,049 --> 00:31:24,634
- Just enough.
- [Khloé] It's just enough.
668
00:31:26,928 --> 00:31:28,762
- Oh, Ash.
- Oh, my God.
669
00:31:28,763 --> 00:31:30,305
- Remember?
- Her check's coming in the mail.
670
00:31:30,306 --> 00:31:32,516
- Thank you. Thank you.
- [group laughing]
671
00:31:32,517 --> 00:31:35,227
- Take 10%.
- I also make her wear this shirt...
672
00:31:35,228 --> 00:31:37,104
- She does. That's nice.
- ...every time that she--
673
00:31:37,105 --> 00:31:38,689
- she's on set with me.
- She really does.
674
00:31:38,690 --> 00:31:42,109
I know, I came in like the fan today.
That's how she wants me to look.
675
00:31:42,110 --> 00:31:43,527
- Yep.
- [laughing]
676
00:31:43,528 --> 00:31:48,323
My fragrance is launching super soon,
and I'm going to London in a few weeks,
677
00:31:48,324 --> 00:31:50,784
and we are launching
exclusively at Harrods.
678
00:31:50,785 --> 00:31:53,495
And then we're rolling out
to Ulta's in the U.S.,
679
00:31:53,496 --> 00:31:57,416
and I'm so excited
because to do something
680
00:31:57,417 --> 00:32:00,669
that's this special to me
and then to launch it
681
00:32:00,670 --> 00:32:05,424
at a store as iconic
as Harrods is so special.
682
00:32:05,425 --> 00:32:09,512
My mom is [bleep] insane, obviously.
683
00:32:12,182 --> 00:32:15,184
[Khloé] No, she's so nuts.
So, there's a black bear in Hidden Hills.
684
00:32:15,185 --> 00:32:17,394
So I'm like, "How cute.
This is amazing."
685
00:32:17,395 --> 00:32:20,773
So, I was in my glam room
and my window was open,
686
00:32:20,774 --> 00:32:23,359
then I hear my mom with security,
687
00:32:23,360 --> 00:32:28,113
and she's going, "Now, your-- the gun,
I don't want the gun in your backpack.
688
00:32:28,114 --> 00:32:31,241
The gun needs to be on your hip
and you have to be ready..."
689
00:32:31,242 --> 00:32:32,659
- Oh, my God.
- "...to kill the bear.
690
00:32:32,660 --> 00:32:34,828
"If you see it,
if you hear a rumbling, shoot.
691
00:32:34,829 --> 00:32:36,705
I don't care which direction it's in."
692
00:32:36,706 --> 00:32:39,041
I open the door, I go,
"What the [bleep] are you doing?"
693
00:32:39,042 --> 00:32:41,043
And she's like,
"This is serious, Khloé.
694
00:32:41,044 --> 00:32:42,878
I don't wanna hear
your attitude right now!"
695
00:32:42,879 --> 00:32:45,214
- Oh, my God.
- And I was like, "Mom, it's a black bear.
696
00:32:45,215 --> 00:32:48,717
"Black bears don't attack.
You act big and it will run away.
697
00:32:48,718 --> 00:32:50,803
- And they're skittish."
- How do you know all these fun facts?
698
00:32:50,804 --> 00:32:51,970
'Cause I love animals.
699
00:32:51,971 --> 00:32:53,472
My mom could be afraid of anything.
700
00:32:53,473 --> 00:32:55,933
I mean, literally, I'll walk
behind her and just say, "Boo."
701
00:32:55,934 --> 00:32:58,644
I could say it, like, in that tone.
I'm not screaming.
702
00:32:58,645 --> 00:33:00,145
She's like, "Oh, my God! Shit, Khloé!"
703
00:33:00,146 --> 00:33:02,564
Like, she's screaming louder
than I said, "Boo."
704
00:33:02,565 --> 00:33:03,857
But that's just her.
705
00:33:03,858 --> 00:33:06,694
I was like,
"All I want is to see the bear."
706
00:33:06,695 --> 00:33:09,196
And she's like,
"Don't you play this game, Khloé!"
707
00:33:09,197 --> 00:33:10,823
- Oh my God.
- She's like, "If you bring that bear
708
00:33:10,824 --> 00:33:12,241
"to your house, goddamnit, Khloé.
709
00:33:12,242 --> 00:33:15,869
All you do is the craziest shit,
and you're gonna get somebody killed!"
710
00:33:15,870 --> 00:33:16,954
I was like...
711
00:33:16,955 --> 00:33:19,123
[FaceTime ringing]
712
00:33:19,124 --> 00:33:21,041
[Scott Disick] [over phone]
How the hell are you, Khlo?
713
00:33:21,042 --> 00:33:22,292
The real legend.
714
00:33:22,293 --> 00:33:25,421
I know since we're neighbors,
you have to have gotten, like,
715
00:33:25,422 --> 00:33:28,757
one of the notices
about the bear in the community.
716
00:33:28,758 --> 00:33:30,218
[Scott]
The place is outta control.
717
00:33:30,552 --> 00:33:35,222
I was thinking we should get one
of those bear costumes, like, a real one.
718
00:33:35,223 --> 00:33:38,726
Like, those furry, big, like,
mascot-type costumes.
719
00:33:38,727 --> 00:33:41,520
And we can do a little prank-a-roo.
720
00:33:41,521 --> 00:33:43,230
[Scott]
Oh, a prank-skin-niche.
721
00:33:43,231 --> 00:33:46,734
Yeah, just, like, be in her backyard
crawling around or something.
722
00:33:46,735 --> 00:33:49,194
[Scott] Now you're talkin'.
Why didn't you just start with this?
723
00:33:49,195 --> 00:33:51,280
Now that it's a prank alert,
I'm good to go.
724
00:33:51,281 --> 00:33:54,366
So, I need you to find
a good bear costume.
725
00:33:54,367 --> 00:33:56,285
- [Scott] I'm on it.
- Okay.
726
00:33:56,286 --> 00:33:59,580
[Scott] Are you gonna go bear
and then I'll be there?
727
00:33:59,581 --> 00:34:00,707
Yeah, I'll be the bear.
728
00:34:01,082 --> 00:34:03,584
Thank you bear-y much.
[chuckles]
729
00:34:03,585 --> 00:34:04,877
[Scott]
Thank you bear-y much.
730
00:34:04,878 --> 00:34:07,046
- Okay, love you. Talk to you later.
- Bye.
731
00:34:07,047 --> 00:34:10,758
Oh, there was a whale video I wanted
to send to you, but I didn't.
732
00:34:10,759 --> 00:34:13,969
- A whale?
- It took down a boat, like a fishermen--
733
00:34:13,970 --> 00:34:16,055
Oh, don't worry.
If you don't think 50 people
734
00:34:16,056 --> 00:34:18,057
- sent me that?
- I know, I know.
735
00:34:18,058 --> 00:34:21,561
[Khloé] And they're going to kill us all,
so get outta the [bleep] water.
736
00:34:22,354 --> 00:34:24,104
And you don't like their blow holes.
737
00:34:24,105 --> 00:34:26,857
- No, I don't. Thank you.
- [group laughing]
738
00:34:26,858 --> 00:34:27,942
I don't.
739
00:34:30,528 --> 00:34:32,154
[Alexa Brenman]
That's huge.
740
00:34:32,155 --> 00:34:34,365
I would not ever wanna
have sex with a whale.
741
00:34:34,366 --> 00:34:35,657
That is terrible.
742
00:34:35,658 --> 00:34:40,662
[laughs] I wonder if their sperm
is good for your skin.
743
00:34:40,663 --> 00:34:43,457
- Have you heard of salmon sperm?
- Yes.
744
00:34:43,458 --> 00:34:45,542
I'm intrigued.
I'm not gonna lie.
745
00:34:45,543 --> 00:34:48,796
- I do the salmon sperm, but...
- [Ash K. Holm] How is it?
746
00:34:48,797 --> 00:34:50,882
...I'm never gonna do whale sperm.
747
00:34:55,428 --> 00:34:58,931
[♪ "Made You Look" by ittibitti
and Anna Graceman playing]
748
00:34:58,932 --> 00:35:00,642
♪ Made you look ♪
749
00:35:03,061 --> 00:35:04,896
- [camera clicking]
- ♪ Made you look ♪
750
00:35:09,526 --> 00:35:10,860
It's called XO KHLOÉ
751
00:35:11,194 --> 00:35:13,612
'cause that's how I sign
my name when I sign things.
752
00:35:13,613 --> 00:35:17,409
And it's sweet, but not, not too sweet.
753
00:35:18,576 --> 00:35:20,911
Just like me.
[chuckles]
754
00:35:20,912 --> 00:35:22,705
♪ Bet you can't resist, yeah ♪
755
00:35:22,706 --> 00:35:25,083
♪
756
00:35:27,293 --> 00:35:28,294
♪ Bet you can't resist ♪
757
00:35:29,170 --> 00:35:30,422
[cheering]
758
00:35:31,131 --> 00:35:33,382
- It's a wraaap!
- [group] It's a wrap!
759
00:35:33,383 --> 00:35:36,218
It's a wrap!
Khloé's fragrance campaign.
760
00:35:36,219 --> 00:35:37,721
- It's a wrap.
- Woo-woo!
761
00:35:38,555 --> 00:35:40,557
That was a lot of fun.
762
00:35:41,933 --> 00:35:45,269
Well, it was basically a porno.
I don't know what the [bleep] that was.
763
00:35:45,270 --> 00:35:47,522
I was like, "What are we selling?"
764
00:35:49,566 --> 00:35:52,569
[♪ upbeat music playing]
765
00:36:01,077 --> 00:36:02,911
- [Kris] Hello!
- Hi!
766
00:36:02,912 --> 00:36:04,496
- How are you?!
- [Natalie] I'm good!
767
00:36:04,497 --> 00:36:06,790
- You look so beautiful.
- Good! Thank you.
768
00:36:06,791 --> 00:36:08,292
So do you.
Are you excited?
769
00:36:08,293 --> 00:36:09,710
- This is Taylor.
- Hi, I'm Taylor.
770
00:36:09,711 --> 00:36:11,920
- [Kris] Hi, Taylor.
- [Natalie] This is my maid of honor.
771
00:36:11,921 --> 00:36:13,005
You look so pretty.
772
00:36:13,006 --> 00:36:16,508
My sister, Karen,
who recently passed away,
773
00:36:16,509 --> 00:36:18,594
her daughter is Natalie.
774
00:36:18,595 --> 00:36:22,014
My niece, Natalie,
who's getting married in the spring.
775
00:36:22,015 --> 00:36:24,475
- So, this was actually mom's purse.
- Thank you.
776
00:36:24,476 --> 00:36:27,394
- [Kris] Ohh. That's so sweet.
- Uh-huh. The Nelly.
777
00:36:27,395 --> 00:36:31,023
I know. And I'm wearing
her ring, too. This one.
778
00:36:31,024 --> 00:36:32,983
- [Kris] Oh, it's pretty.
- [Natalie] That was Mom's. Yeah.
779
00:36:32,984 --> 00:36:38,614
I really wanna help her celebrate
and make this a memory
780
00:36:38,615 --> 00:36:40,699
that she will keep in her heart forever.
781
00:36:40,700 --> 00:36:45,329
Today, I have the people
from Oscar de la Renta
782
00:36:45,330 --> 00:36:48,957
coming to show Natalie
some wedding dress options
783
00:36:48,958 --> 00:36:50,459
and it's very exciting.
784
00:36:50,460 --> 00:36:52,419
- Cheers, ladies!
- [Natalie/Taylor] Cheers!
785
00:36:52,420 --> 00:36:56,840
So, here's to health and happiness
and a great day trying on wedding dresses.
786
00:36:56,841 --> 00:36:58,133
- [Natalie] Yay!
- [Kris] Okay?
787
00:36:58,134 --> 00:37:00,427
- Hi!
- I didn't know you were coming!
788
00:37:00,428 --> 00:37:02,137
[Kris]
Oh, Kim, you look so cute.
789
00:37:02,138 --> 00:37:03,222
- I know, you do.
- Hi.
790
00:37:03,223 --> 00:37:04,306
- Hi, I'm Taylor.
- This is Taylor.
791
00:37:04,307 --> 00:37:05,557
- Nice to meet you.
- Nice to meet you.
792
00:37:05,558 --> 00:37:07,643
- [Kris] Taylor's her maid of honor.
- [Natalie/Taylor] Yeah.
793
00:37:07,644 --> 00:37:09,144
[Kim]
Oh, how exciting!
794
00:37:09,145 --> 00:37:10,729
- It's so real, ya know?
- [Kim] Yeah.
795
00:37:10,730 --> 00:37:12,439
- Yeah.
- Once you start doing the dress shopping.
796
00:37:12,440 --> 00:37:14,274
- I know, I know.
- I think it just has to be, like,
797
00:37:14,275 --> 00:37:16,819
a feeling because, like,
my first wedding,
798
00:37:16,820 --> 00:37:18,612
- I wore leather capris...
- Yeah.
799
00:37:18,613 --> 00:37:21,782
...with, like, a leather halter top
with, like, no back.
800
00:37:21,783 --> 00:37:24,535
It was so cute with these,
like, big Prada wedges.
801
00:37:24,536 --> 00:37:26,745
- [Natalie] Mm-hm.
- And then, um, but that was in Vegas.
802
00:37:26,746 --> 00:37:29,164
My second one,
I really wanted a princess vibe
803
00:37:29,165 --> 00:37:31,125
'cause I was like,
"When else will I ever do this?"
804
00:37:31,126 --> 00:37:33,210
- [Natalie] Yes.
- [Kim] It was, like, a tight, like, corset
805
00:37:33,211 --> 00:37:34,878
- princess with a thing.
- [Natalie] Uh-huh.
806
00:37:34,879 --> 00:37:37,589
- Did you do the lace last time?
- [Kim] Yes.
807
00:37:37,590 --> 00:37:39,883
- That was beautiful.
- [Kris] Well, that was Givenchy.
808
00:37:39,884 --> 00:37:41,844
- [Kim] Yes, that was Givenchy.
- [Kris] You were in Italy
809
00:37:41,845 --> 00:37:43,387
when she married Kanye.
810
00:37:43,388 --> 00:37:44,763
I got you a little gift.
811
00:37:44,764 --> 00:37:46,473
Read the card later.
But this is--
812
00:37:46,474 --> 00:37:49,601
I got you so you'll remember
this very special day...
813
00:37:49,602 --> 00:37:51,395
- Kris!
- ...'cause it meant so much to me.
814
00:37:51,396 --> 00:37:52,980
- You got it?
- [gasps] Wait.
815
00:37:52,981 --> 00:37:55,149
- [Khloé] Hi, guys.
- Oh, my God.
816
00:37:55,150 --> 00:37:56,442
[greeting each other]
817
00:37:56,443 --> 00:37:57,609
Oh, champs?
818
00:37:57,610 --> 00:38:01,280
My mom got all of us those
at some special point in our life.
819
00:38:01,281 --> 00:38:03,073
You're welcome. Aw.
820
00:38:03,074 --> 00:38:07,244
When anyone is getting married,
you know, you have this vision
821
00:38:07,245 --> 00:38:09,371
of what you think
that day is gonna be like.
822
00:38:09,372 --> 00:38:11,081
And I could only imagine
823
00:38:11,082 --> 00:38:16,879
Natalie always thought her mom
would be here for such a beautiful day...
824
00:38:16,880 --> 00:38:18,589
[Kris]
Let's go upstairs and see what we got.
825
00:38:18,590 --> 00:38:21,300
...and, sadly, she's not.
826
00:38:21,301 --> 00:38:25,721
And my mom is stepping up,
and she's being there for Natalie.
827
00:38:25,722 --> 00:38:27,931
- [Natalie] This is the one I love.
- [Kris] I know, I love.
828
00:38:27,932 --> 00:38:30,642
I love a good wedding.
[laughs]
829
00:38:30,643 --> 00:38:33,145
But this is my, my treat for her.
830
00:38:33,146 --> 00:38:35,314
I told her I really wanted
to do her wedding dress,
831
00:38:35,315 --> 00:38:37,608
so we'll see if she likes them.
832
00:38:37,609 --> 00:38:40,861
- You guys!
- [group] Ohh!
833
00:38:40,862 --> 00:38:43,947
Okay, I tri--
I tried on my favorite first.
834
00:38:43,948 --> 00:38:45,532
- [Taylor] Yes.
- Wow.
835
00:38:45,533 --> 00:38:48,619
- It looks amazing.
- [Taylor] No, that looks incredible.
836
00:38:48,620 --> 00:38:49,912
That is stunning.
837
00:38:49,913 --> 00:38:53,374
I've never been in such a beautiful dress.
838
00:38:53,375 --> 00:38:55,918
- I mean, this is just stunning.
- [Kris] None of us have.
839
00:38:55,919 --> 00:38:59,004
- You guys! [laughs]
- It looks like it was made just for you.
840
00:38:59,005 --> 00:39:03,175
I think you just know
it's the one when you try it on.
841
00:39:03,176 --> 00:39:04,593
- This is the one.
- Oh, my God. This is--
842
00:39:04,594 --> 00:39:05,969
Wait, is this the first one you tried?
843
00:39:05,970 --> 00:39:07,554
[Khloé] Go up there
and take a picture of her
844
00:39:07,555 --> 00:39:08,764
- so she has it.
- Oh, hold on.
845
00:39:08,765 --> 00:39:11,934
When you try on a dress
and it makes you feel the feels
846
00:39:11,935 --> 00:39:16,438
and it's everything that you've
ever thought of, then that's the one.
847
00:39:16,439 --> 00:39:18,857
Hi! Okay, I'm gonna
give you Kim who's gonna--
848
00:39:18,858 --> 00:39:20,943
[Kim] I'm gonna show you Natalie's dress.
849
00:39:20,944 --> 00:39:23,570
- [MJ] [over phone] Oh my. How pretty.
- Hi, Grandma!
850
00:39:23,571 --> 00:39:25,948
- [MJ] Beautiful, beautiful.
- [Natalie] It's so pretty.
851
00:39:25,949 --> 00:39:28,450
This is the one she loves,
but we're gonna try more.
852
00:39:28,451 --> 00:39:29,660
[Natalie]
We're gonna try more.
853
00:39:29,661 --> 00:39:33,580
My aunt passing away has been
really, really hard on my mom.
854
00:39:33,581 --> 00:39:36,375
- [Natalie] This one's beautiful too.
- [Kris] Wow.
855
00:39:36,376 --> 00:39:38,293
I kinda love the other one better.
856
00:39:38,294 --> 00:39:40,587
- Yeah, should go with your first instinct.
- Yeah.
857
00:39:40,588 --> 00:39:45,175
Her seeing that Natalie has something
so beautiful to look forward to,
858
00:39:45,176 --> 00:39:46,969
I think, is healing for my mom
859
00:39:46,970 --> 00:39:48,846
to see Natalie smiling
the way that she is.
860
00:39:48,847 --> 00:39:50,264
Natalie's so happy.
861
00:39:50,265 --> 00:39:53,351
- So cute.
- I know. I'm so happy for her.
862
00:39:53,977 --> 00:39:56,603
She was like, "I'm gonna
get emotional over Karen."
863
00:39:56,604 --> 00:39:59,815
- And I was like, "It's okay."
- Yeah, of course.
864
00:39:59,816 --> 00:40:02,067
Her mom would've loved
that first dress, though.
865
00:40:02,068 --> 00:40:03,610
- Loved it.
- Ugh.
866
00:40:03,611 --> 00:40:07,531
- Alright, you guys, dress number three.
- [Kris] Uh! Here we go.
867
00:40:07,532 --> 00:40:10,242
- [Khloé] Alright.
- I love it.
868
00:40:10,243 --> 00:40:12,077
But I still like the first one.
869
00:40:12,078 --> 00:40:15,539
I feel like your energy
on the first one was, like, infectious
870
00:40:15,540 --> 00:40:16,707
and it took over the room.
871
00:40:16,708 --> 00:40:17,791
- [Natalie] You feel it.
- Yeah.
872
00:40:17,792 --> 00:40:19,293
There was just something about it--
873
00:40:19,294 --> 00:40:21,045
[Khloé] It's crazy that that
was the one you wanted
874
00:40:21,046 --> 00:40:22,338
and then it fit you like a glove.
875
00:40:22,339 --> 00:40:24,506
- It's sort of meant to be.
- It is meant to be.
876
00:40:24,507 --> 00:40:25,924
- Alright.
- Okay.
877
00:40:25,925 --> 00:40:28,470
- [Kris] Okay, great!
- We're done! [laughs]
878
00:40:29,137 --> 00:40:31,513
I really wanted to do
something special for her
879
00:40:31,514 --> 00:40:34,600
because I know her mom's not here,
880
00:40:34,601 --> 00:40:38,270
and Karen would love
this moment for her daughter.
881
00:40:38,271 --> 00:40:40,981
She would love to see Natalie this happy.
882
00:40:40,982 --> 00:40:43,442
- I'm glad that you-- Aw, love you, honey.
- [Natalie] Thank you so much.
883
00:40:43,443 --> 00:40:45,527
This is such a special,
884
00:40:45,528 --> 00:40:48,405
and supposed to be,
joyous time in her life.
885
00:40:48,406 --> 00:40:52,493
And I know she's here,
and I know she's looking down on us
886
00:40:52,494 --> 00:40:55,079
and just blessing every moment.
887
00:40:55,080 --> 00:40:57,373
- Happy wedding day!
- [Natalie] Thank you, Kris.
888
00:40:57,374 --> 00:40:58,957
[Kris]
It's gonna be here before you know it.
889
00:40:58,958 --> 00:41:01,502
- I know. I know.
- I know. [laughs]
890
00:41:01,503 --> 00:41:04,088
[♪ upbeat music playing]
891
00:41:04,089 --> 00:41:05,756
♪ Just soak it up ♪
892
00:41:05,757 --> 00:41:07,092
♪ Soak it in ♪
893
00:41:07,759 --> 00:41:08,802
♪ Live it up ♪
894
00:41:09,469 --> 00:41:10,845
♪ All day, all night ♪
895
00:41:11,304 --> 00:41:13,055
♪ Can't get enough ♪
896
00:41:13,056 --> 00:41:14,890
[Scott groans]
897
00:41:14,891 --> 00:41:16,601
♪ Just soak it up ♪
898
00:41:17,519 --> 00:41:18,560
Ooh.
899
00:41:18,561 --> 00:41:19,853
♪ Can't get enough ♪
900
00:41:19,854 --> 00:41:21,564
Real scorcher out here.
901
00:41:22,357 --> 00:41:23,692
♪
902
00:41:24,067 --> 00:41:25,485
♪ Just soak it up ♪
903
00:41:27,696 --> 00:41:29,446
- ♪ Just soak it in ♪
- Oh, [bleep].
904
00:41:29,447 --> 00:41:32,283
Doors without door locks and doorknobs.
905
00:41:32,742 --> 00:41:34,159
♪ Just soak it in ♪
906
00:41:34,160 --> 00:41:36,328
Oh, my lord, child.
907
00:41:36,329 --> 00:41:37,830
♪ All day, all night ♪
908
00:41:37,831 --> 00:41:41,041
Hello, Khlo.
909
00:41:41,042 --> 00:41:44,628
[Khloé] Yesterday was a really heavy,
but very special day
910
00:41:44,629 --> 00:41:48,549
and that's one reason why I am so happy
that we're doing this bear prank
911
00:41:48,550 --> 00:41:51,844
is because my mom has been
feeling really down lately
912
00:41:51,845 --> 00:41:56,598
and seeing her laugh and just be
a little lighthearted right now,
913
00:41:56,599 --> 00:41:58,476
it's gonna be great.
914
00:41:58,935 --> 00:42:01,687
- Most realistic stage one.
- Do you think this is gonna look
915
00:42:01,688 --> 00:42:04,189
- good or no?
- I mean, it's as--
916
00:42:04,190 --> 00:42:06,484
Creeping out of a woods?
917
00:42:07,027 --> 00:42:10,029
[Khloé]
Scott and I have some really epic pranks,
918
00:42:10,030 --> 00:42:13,240
and I would say we are
the prank king and queen.
919
00:42:13,241 --> 00:42:16,577
- Ugh. It's not as good as I thought.
- I went movie grade.
920
00:42:16,578 --> 00:42:18,370
I mean, come on.
921
00:42:18,371 --> 00:42:20,122
But it's, like, m-mean.
922
00:42:20,123 --> 00:42:21,206
Like, I didn't know its mouth
923
00:42:21,207 --> 00:42:22,541
- was gonna be open.
- Would you want it to be happy?
924
00:42:22,542 --> 00:42:23,625
It's a [bleep] bear.
925
00:42:23,626 --> 00:42:25,711
But the mouth open?
I thought the mouth would be shut.
926
00:42:25,712 --> 00:42:28,505
Oh, I'm sorry.
I should've got the mouth-shut bear?
927
00:42:28,506 --> 00:42:30,424
- Sort of.
- Out of everything, [stammers]
928
00:42:30,425 --> 00:42:32,301
I picked up a [bleep] bear.
929
00:42:32,302 --> 00:42:34,303
Ya know, you're-- [screams]
930
00:42:34,304 --> 00:42:37,014
[Khloé] But I don't wanna be just,
like, scary the whole time.
931
00:42:37,015 --> 00:42:39,475
[coughs] What,
do you wanna be loving too?
932
00:42:39,476 --> 00:42:42,061
[Khloé]
Bears don't just have their mouth open.
933
00:42:42,062 --> 00:42:46,106
This bear looks like it has rabies,
and it's a brown bear.
934
00:42:46,107 --> 00:42:48,484
I needed a black bear costume
935
00:42:48,485 --> 00:42:51,028
and maybe not one
with its fangs hanging out.
936
00:42:51,029 --> 00:42:52,571
Just take a picture of how I look
937
00:42:52,572 --> 00:42:54,490
- so I can see what I'm working with.
- Oh, okay.
938
00:42:54,491 --> 00:42:56,075
Okay, get on all fours, and then--
939
00:42:56,076 --> 00:42:57,659
[Khloé] Why do you think
I'm in this position?
940
00:42:57,660 --> 00:42:59,078
Just arch your back a little bit more.
941
00:42:59,079 --> 00:43:01,372
Scott, just take a [bleep] photo!
942
00:43:01,373 --> 00:43:03,123
Thank God I have backup coming.
943
00:43:03,124 --> 00:43:06,336
Kendall's gonna help us too
and I think we need her help right now.
944
00:43:06,711 --> 00:43:08,337
- Hi. How are you?
- [security] Yes, ma'am.
945
00:43:08,338 --> 00:43:12,049
- I'm good. How are you?
- So, Scott and I do pranks on my mom.
946
00:43:12,050 --> 00:43:14,635
You won't get in trouble,
at all, I promise you.
947
00:43:14,636 --> 00:43:16,220
- Alright.
- [Khloé] You have my word.
948
00:43:16,221 --> 00:43:18,305
I'm gonna dress up as the bear.
Don't shoot me.
949
00:43:18,306 --> 00:43:20,724
- [security] Okay.
- [Khloé] I think you guys should text,
950
00:43:20,725 --> 00:43:24,687
"Ma'am, just FYI. There's been a report
that someone saw the bear."
951
00:43:24,688 --> 00:43:27,523
Like, be vague,
and be like, "We-- We're vigilant.
952
00:43:27,524 --> 00:43:29,692
Have our eyes on it,"
'cause that's how you guys talk.
953
00:43:29,693 --> 00:43:31,276
- It's gonna be amazing.
- Okay.
954
00:43:31,277 --> 00:43:33,445
But if she tries to shoot me,
you have to--
955
00:43:33,446 --> 00:43:34,863
- Hi.
- Hey.
956
00:43:34,864 --> 00:43:36,782
- [Scott] Hi.
- Oh, my God.
957
00:43:36,783 --> 00:43:37,908
What's happening?
958
00:43:37,909 --> 00:43:40,619
I'm gonna call mom and say,
"Oh, my God. Did you get that text?"
959
00:43:40,620 --> 00:43:42,579
So, you guys shut up.
You aren't here.
960
00:43:42,580 --> 00:43:43,665
[ringback tone]
961
00:43:44,958 --> 00:43:45,958
[Kris] [over phone]
Hey.
962
00:43:45,959 --> 00:43:47,793
Did you get that text from security?
963
00:43:47,794 --> 00:43:49,044
They got a bear sighting.
964
00:43:49,045 --> 00:43:51,463
- [Kris] What?
- Yeah, I just got it,
965
00:43:51,464 --> 00:43:53,757
but I'm not home,
so, obviously, I know you're--
966
00:43:53,758 --> 00:43:54,842
[Kris]
A bear sighting?
967
00:43:54,843 --> 00:43:55,926
[Khloé]
Yeah.
968
00:43:55,927 --> 00:43:59,138
[Kris] Did you tell the family
don't anybody let their kids outside?
969
00:43:59,139 --> 00:44:00,848
- [Khloé] Okay.
- [Kris] Well, a black bear--
970
00:44:00,849 --> 00:44:02,933
Mom, I'm at interviews right now.
I have to go.
971
00:44:02,934 --> 00:44:04,101
I love you.
You're gonna be fine.
972
00:44:04,102 --> 00:44:07,396
Mom, I told you.
Brown, lay down. Black, attack.
973
00:44:07,397 --> 00:44:09,481
You're fine.
Just be bigger for the black bear
974
00:44:09,482 --> 00:44:12,359
- and you're good.
- [Kris] How do you know what color it is?
975
00:44:12,360 --> 00:44:16,447
I don't know, Mom.
There's no polar bears here.
976
00:44:16,448 --> 00:44:20,868
- [♪ tense music playing]
- [Kris] Black, get your back. What?
977
00:44:20,869 --> 00:44:22,578
I love you.
I have to go, Mom.
978
00:44:22,579 --> 00:44:24,204
- [Kris] Okay.
- Bye.
979
00:44:24,205 --> 00:44:25,873
- Go. Go over there.
- [coughs]
980
00:44:25,874 --> 00:44:27,291
Okay, but how fast are you gonna be?
981
00:44:27,292 --> 00:44:28,459
[Scott]
That's what I'm screaming.
982
00:44:28,460 --> 00:44:30,462
- Are you gonna check her...
- Well, we need to let this simmer.
983
00:44:34,841 --> 00:44:36,884
If done right, maybe me.
984
00:44:36,885 --> 00:44:39,762
This clip of me
and Khloé and Scott on the phone
985
00:44:39,763 --> 00:44:42,181
has been going around from our show where
986
00:44:42,182 --> 00:44:46,310
they, like, tell me they're having
a circle jerk or something,
987
00:44:46,311 --> 00:44:48,020
and I fully, like, believed it.
988
00:44:48,021 --> 00:44:49,897
[laughing]
And I don't know why.
989
00:44:49,898 --> 00:44:52,149
I don't know what I thought
they were trying to say,
990
00:44:52,150 --> 00:44:55,361
but I thought they were, like,
really having a party or something.
991
00:44:55,362 --> 00:44:56,653
So, maybe me.
992
00:44:56,654 --> 00:44:58,822
[Scott]
Let's rock and roll.
993
00:44:58,823 --> 00:44:59,907
'Kay.
994
00:44:59,908 --> 00:45:03,744
So, right now, in Calabasas,
there is a crazy heat wave.
995
00:45:03,745 --> 00:45:06,830
It's-- Every day has been
100-plus degrees.
996
00:45:06,831 --> 00:45:08,332
I didn't really think that through.
997
00:45:08,333 --> 00:45:10,751
- [♪ suspenseful music playing]
- Okay.
998
00:45:10,752 --> 00:45:15,881
And I have to crawl around in the backyard
in 100-plus degree weather.
999
00:45:15,882 --> 00:45:17,467
[exhales sharply]
Okay.
1000
00:45:21,429 --> 00:45:23,556
- [Kendall] Hey.
- [Scott] You got the dog out?
1001
00:45:23,848 --> 00:45:26,810
I feel like all animals
should be on alert.
1002
00:45:27,060 --> 00:45:28,435
Why, 'cause of the bear?
1003
00:45:28,436 --> 00:45:32,439
- Yeah, this whole neighborhood's crazy.
- What bear?
1004
00:45:32,440 --> 00:45:35,317
- Foxes, bears.
- There's a bear in Hidden Hills.
1005
00:45:35,318 --> 00:45:37,069
♪
1006
00:45:37,070 --> 00:45:38,362
[softly]
Yes.
1007
00:45:38,363 --> 00:45:41,323
[Kris] Khloé got mad at me
'cause I told security
1008
00:45:41,324 --> 00:45:45,202
if it comes leaps at us,
like, [bleep] shoot.
1009
00:45:45,203 --> 00:45:46,870
I have 13 grandchildren.
1010
00:45:46,871 --> 00:45:48,580
They all live nearby
1011
00:45:48,581 --> 00:45:53,669
and the last thing that
I wanna think about is a bear.
1012
00:45:53,670 --> 00:45:54,753
A bear.
1013
00:45:54,754 --> 00:45:56,256
I got this.
1014
00:45:56,923 --> 00:46:00,217
[Kris] And I'm like,
"You guys better be alert.
1015
00:46:00,218 --> 00:46:01,927
- Like, get ready to..."
- [Scott] No, it's scary.
1016
00:46:01,928 --> 00:46:03,846
- With the kids and stuff?
- You know, "Everybody armed?"
1017
00:46:03,847 --> 00:46:05,140
Everybody's armed.
1018
00:46:05,974 --> 00:46:07,599
- [Khloé grunts]
- [rustling]
1019
00:46:07,600 --> 00:46:09,977
Do you have any animals?
I mean, everybody has to keep
1020
00:46:09,978 --> 00:46:12,062
- their pets inside.
- No, but a friend was over the other day
1021
00:46:12,063 --> 00:46:14,898
and a fox came
and just ate this little girl's chihuahua.
1022
00:46:14,899 --> 00:46:16,358
- What?!
- [Scott] Yeah.
1023
00:46:16,359 --> 00:46:18,528
- Who? Who?
- A girl I know.
1024
00:46:19,904 --> 00:46:22,322
[Khloé] [whispers]
Where am I? Okay.
1025
00:46:22,323 --> 00:46:25,160
So, what I'm saying is
these animals are on a mission.
1026
00:46:25,577 --> 00:46:27,411
[Khloé]
Oh, my gosh, I can't breathe.
1027
00:46:27,412 --> 00:46:30,123
It's hot. Ah, shit.
1028
00:46:30,582 --> 00:46:33,000
Sweating, like, my [bleep] off.
1029
00:46:33,001 --> 00:46:36,003
I have, like, a big wall around
my whole house, so I think I'm fine.
1030
00:46:36,004 --> 00:46:42,135
You're not fine if you have a wall.
They just pop over anything.
1031
00:46:42,802 --> 00:46:45,012
[Khloé] [whispering]
I can't even see where I'm going.
1032
00:46:45,013 --> 00:46:46,805
- [clattering]
- Oh, shit.
1033
00:46:46,806 --> 00:46:50,434
Khloé said something about
if it's black, stay back
1034
00:46:50,435 --> 00:46:52,561
and if it's brown, get down.
1035
00:46:52,562 --> 00:46:55,564
Wait, stay down?
Brown, calm down?
1036
00:46:55,565 --> 00:46:57,441
Brown, calm down.
Is that it?
1037
00:46:57,442 --> 00:46:59,235
I have no idea what you're talking about.
1038
00:46:59,694 --> 00:47:02,780
[Khloé] Man, those people
at Disneyland need a lot more respect.
1039
00:47:02,781 --> 00:47:08,911
This bear costume is so incredibly heavy.
There's no ventilation in here.
1040
00:47:08,912 --> 00:47:12,748
I'm, like, in this insulated... sauna.
1041
00:47:12,749 --> 00:47:16,085
I literally think I could suffocate
if I'm-- was in here too long.
1042
00:47:16,086 --> 00:47:19,297
But all the plants look gorgeous
growing on the house like that.
1043
00:47:19,547 --> 00:47:21,091
- Isn't that pretty?
- [Scott] Yeah.
1044
00:47:22,384 --> 00:47:23,717
[Kendall]
What is that?
1045
00:47:23,718 --> 00:47:26,637
- What?
- [♪ suspenseful music playing]
1046
00:47:26,638 --> 00:47:28,723
[bleep]. You guys.
1047
00:47:30,100 --> 00:47:32,726
There's a bear out there, Scott.
1048
00:47:32,727 --> 00:47:35,438
- So, what do you do?
- [Kris] Where did it go?
1049
00:47:37,148 --> 00:47:40,067
[Khloé]
I can't [bleep] breathe.
1050
00:47:40,068 --> 00:47:42,779
Babe? Can you come here, quick?
1051
00:47:43,947 --> 00:47:46,990
- I'm calling security.
- [Scott] This is insane.
1052
00:47:46,991 --> 00:47:49,285
Why am I the only one shaking?
1053
00:47:49,869 --> 00:47:51,871
[Khloé]
Can they see me?
1054
00:47:52,580 --> 00:47:53,623
Kill it.
1055
00:47:58,211 --> 00:47:59,294
Shoot it?
1056
00:47:59,295 --> 00:48:01,588
You can't shoot a bear.
You'll go to jail.
1057
00:48:01,589 --> 00:48:03,924
You could shoot a bear
if you don't kill it.
1058
00:48:03,925 --> 00:48:06,386
I wish I had a tranquilizer gun.
1059
00:48:06,720 --> 00:48:07,886
Never thought of that before.
1060
00:48:07,887 --> 00:48:12,224
Didn't think I needed one,
but this is insane.
1061
00:48:12,225 --> 00:48:14,018
[Khloé]
Where is everyone?
1062
00:48:14,019 --> 00:48:16,396
[Scott]
What do we do? Evacuate?
1063
00:48:17,188 --> 00:48:19,523
[Khloé] Oh, my God.
What's that noise?
1064
00:48:19,524 --> 00:48:21,525
If there's a snake, I'll [bleep] die.
1065
00:48:21,526 --> 00:48:23,277
I don't even know where I'm going.
1066
00:48:23,278 --> 00:48:27,614
All I'm thinking about is, "I know there's
a snake nearby. I just know it."
1067
00:48:27,615 --> 00:48:30,075
Ah, damn, I don't even
wanna know what's over here.
1068
00:48:30,076 --> 00:48:31,618
I can barely breathe.
1069
00:48:31,619 --> 00:48:34,663
I'm sweating my little [bleep] off,
and I am so over it.
1070
00:48:34,664 --> 00:48:37,208
Make sure the dog's locked up.
1071
00:48:37,751 --> 00:48:40,753
You guys, what do we do?
Do-- Should we call 911?
1072
00:48:40,754 --> 00:48:43,047
[Scott] I don't know what--
I think animal control.
1073
00:48:43,048 --> 00:48:44,506
Copy.
1074
00:48:44,507 --> 00:48:45,591
Yes, ma'am?
1075
00:48:45,592 --> 00:48:49,928
There's a bear out there,
but I-- you guys have to be armed.
1076
00:48:49,929 --> 00:48:52,557
- Did you see it?
- Yeah, I mean, it's huge.
1077
00:48:53,224 --> 00:48:56,727
[Khloé]
[bleep]. I'm stuck in something.
1078
00:48:56,728 --> 00:48:59,605
I will say, we are rusty on the pranks,
1079
00:48:59,606 --> 00:49:04,318
and I'm so mad at myself
'cause I was the prank queen.
1080
00:49:04,319 --> 00:49:06,779
Look, look, right there!
1081
00:49:06,780 --> 00:49:07,863
Right there.
1082
00:49:07,864 --> 00:49:10,324
[Khloé]
[bleep]. [bleep]. Ow.
1083
00:49:10,325 --> 00:49:12,034
I think you should call 911,
1084
00:49:12,035 --> 00:49:15,037
and then I think you
should call animal control services
1085
00:49:15,038 --> 00:49:17,539
and make sure Khloé's kids
don't come outta the house.
1086
00:49:17,540 --> 00:49:18,625
Yes, ma'am.
1087
00:49:19,501 --> 00:49:20,501
The gardener!
1088
00:49:20,502 --> 00:49:21,960
- The gardener's over...
- [Scott] Oh, [bleep].
1089
00:49:21,961 --> 00:49:24,506
- He'll get [bleep] mauled!
- The gardener's going to get attacked.
1090
00:49:24,964 --> 00:49:26,174
[Khloé]
Okay.
1091
00:49:27,550 --> 00:49:31,095
Khloé, you better tell everyone
at your house...
1092
00:49:31,096 --> 00:49:33,181
[Khloé growling]
1093
00:49:34,891 --> 00:49:36,350
- Wait.
- [laughter]
1094
00:49:36,351 --> 00:49:41,438
- Go meet it... Go meet it.
- What bear is crawling across the grass?
1095
00:49:41,439 --> 00:49:43,148
[Scott]
Go m-- That's a nice bear.
1096
00:49:43,149 --> 00:49:45,234
In an outfit that's way too big.
1097
00:49:45,235 --> 00:49:46,527
[Khloé growling]
1098
00:49:46,528 --> 00:49:49,238
[laughing]
Who's in the bear costume?
1099
00:49:49,239 --> 00:49:52,950
There's a dancing bear in my backyard?
This isn't Disneyland.
1100
00:49:52,951 --> 00:49:56,120
Hi, bear.
What the hell?
1101
00:49:56,121 --> 00:50:00,082
You might as well have sent in
Smokey the Bear...
1102
00:50:00,083 --> 00:50:02,460
[laughing]
in the bear costume.
1103
00:50:03,336 --> 00:50:04,962
What're you doing?
1104
00:50:04,963 --> 00:50:08,632
- Khloé! What the hell?!
- Are you sweatin' balls?
1105
00:50:08,633 --> 00:50:11,427
- Oh.
- Whew! Look at my face. Sweating.
1106
00:50:11,428 --> 00:50:12,720
It's like a sauna.
1107
00:50:12,721 --> 00:50:15,097
[laughs]
That was-- I'm texting you.
1108
00:50:15,098 --> 00:50:17,474
I was racing inside.
I couldn't--
1109
00:50:17,475 --> 00:50:20,310
You know how when you can't
figure out who to call?
1110
00:50:20,311 --> 00:50:22,021
Like, that's when I knew I was ner--
1111
00:50:22,022 --> 00:50:25,149
It's like when you have an emergency
and you don't-- you can't dial.
1112
00:50:25,150 --> 00:50:26,775
I was like,
"Thank God security
1113
00:50:26,776 --> 00:50:28,110
- walked in here."
- Well, good to know
1114
00:50:28,111 --> 00:50:30,029
when you're watching my kids.
1115
00:50:30,030 --> 00:50:31,655
- Oh, my gosh.
- Well, the one thing you know
1116
00:50:31,656 --> 00:50:34,617
I can't do is have a whale out here.
[laughs]
1117
00:50:35,952 --> 00:50:37,745
Payback's a bitch.
1118
00:50:37,746 --> 00:50:41,582
And one of these days,
don't be surprised
1119
00:50:41,583 --> 00:50:46,337
if I somehow manage to put
a whale in Khloé's pool.
1120
00:50:46,338 --> 00:50:50,050
[laughs]
Good job, guys.
1121
00:50:53,428 --> 00:50:55,638
[Khloé] Next on,
The Kardashians...
1122
00:50:57,265 --> 00:50:58,432
Ugh.
1123
00:50:58,433 --> 00:51:01,101
The podcast,
I'm excited about it, for sure.
1124
00:51:01,102 --> 00:51:04,396
There's no way I could cancel.
It's like I have to stop throwing up.
1125
00:51:04,397 --> 00:51:06,148
But anything new is scary.
1126
00:51:06,149 --> 00:51:07,816
Just-- I've never done this before.
1127
00:51:07,817 --> 00:51:09,943
- So, I'm like a guinea pig?
- Let's see what you got.
1128
00:51:09,944 --> 00:51:11,612
I'll give ya everything
I've always wanted to give ya.
1129
00:51:11,613 --> 00:51:13,365
But I--
Oh, God. I'm scared.
1130
00:51:14,949 --> 00:51:16,867
[Scott Budnick]
We created this youth offender fire camp,
1131
00:51:16,868 --> 00:51:19,244
which allows guys that have violent crimes
1132
00:51:19,245 --> 00:51:22,915
but have shown that they've changed
their lives, to go to this fire camp.
1133
00:51:22,916 --> 00:51:24,459
Who's your favorite sister?
1134
00:51:26,044 --> 00:51:27,796
- I was kidding.
- [group laughing]
1135
00:51:29,214 --> 00:51:30,422
[group laughing]
1136
00:51:30,423 --> 00:51:34,301
Here, it'll be a whole closet.
I could show you right here.
1137
00:51:34,302 --> 00:51:36,470
- A whole closet for what?
- For him.
1138
00:51:36,471 --> 00:51:38,263
For him?
Who's he?
1139
00:51:38,264 --> 00:51:40,683
I don't know!
Manifesting.
1140
00:51:40,684 --> 00:51:43,435
We're changing everything for me.
1141
00:51:43,436 --> 00:51:47,523
And then I thought,
"Wait, where's the 'his' side?"
1142
00:51:47,524 --> 00:51:51,527
I had to stop the project and say,
"Guys, we need to add on a his."
1143
00:51:51,528 --> 00:51:53,988
If you build it, he will come.
[laughs]
1144
00:51:58,952 --> 00:52:01,954
[♪ upbeat music playing]
1145
00:52:01,955 --> 00:52:04,040
♪ Gonna be alright ♪
1146
00:52:10,255 --> 00:52:12,257
♪ Ooh ♪
1147
00:52:20,682 --> 00:52:22,683
♪ Gonna be alright ♪
1148
00:52:22,684 --> 00:52:24,769
♪ Ooh ♪
1149
00:52:31,234 --> 00:52:33,236
♪
1150
00:52:36,072 --> 00:52:38,033
[♪ music fades out]
1151
00:52:39,909 --> 00:52:41,536
Come on, beary.
1152
00:52:43,204 --> 00:52:44,414
Come here, babe.
1153
00:52:45,081 --> 00:52:47,292
Thank goodness you weren't crawling.
1154
00:52:49,794 --> 00:52:53,214
This is my new boyfriend, guys.
[laughing] Just kidding.
1155
00:52:55,008 --> 00:52:56,259
[crew laughing]
1156
00:52:58,887 --> 00:53:00,305
In more ways than one.
1157
00:53:03,183 --> 00:53:05,393
Great.
No one needs that.
1158
00:53:08,229 --> 00:53:09,814
I probably would.
1159
00:53:15,403 --> 00:53:17,405
[bell tolls]